Wednesday, 6 October 2004

My Magical Beard

I received this email from my sister today:

hey, just read your travel diary- you man-whore! How many women do you
meet in one week that want to have your babies?! I find this quite
astonishing- do you hyponise them with your beard? I know it's a novelty
over there, but surely yours must have some magical power!

Yes, I do indeed have a magical, hyptonising beard. But I do take issue with the term "man-whore". Since my transformation into a well-groomed, well-dressed gentleman, my intentions are unequivocably honourable, and my charms are pure and good.

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