Great excitement in Castle School today. The kindergarten are racing around, chattering with wild abandon and their youthful enthusiasm is spilling over so much that the teachers are finding it difficult to keep them controlled.
Why? Because young Danny (Rainbow Class) managed to have explosive diarrhoea all the way from the gym to the "sick" sofa. This is one of the most exciting things that can happen in a child's life, it appears. After Christmas, perhaps.
The only one not to be excited was young Danny himself, who seemed entirely unfazed throughout the whole episode. The sick sofa has taken quite a beating though and I, for one, will not be sitting on the middle cushion for quite some time.
Sadly, for me as well as the children, this may be the highlight of my day.